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Mail Handlers Needed Seeking motivated and hardworking people to work part-time or on an on-call basis. $5.15/hour. Start work immediately! Call Mary Ann at 216631-8646.
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The Gay People's Chronicle is growing and seeking talented and enthusiastic people to join the staff of Ohio's largest gay, lesbian newspaper. Full and part-time positions are available for advertising sales. Experience is preferred but training is available for dependable, responsible go-getters. Call David Ebbert at 216-631-8646. Stonewall Cincinnati Human Rights Organization seeks an Executive Director starting in July. Qualifications for this position include fundraising, public relations/advocacy, and administrative experience. Please send resume and cover letter to Stonewall Cincinnati, PO Box 954, Cincinnati, OH 45201 (52)
Looking for photogenic females & males starting at $55per hour for prints, catalog, fashion & commercial work. Experience preferred but not necessary. Call 330869-5050 ext. 100. (1)
DENTIST/DENTAL HYGIENIST-Full or part time, excellent benefits. Southwest Cleveland suburb. Send resume to DMM, P.O. Box 38162, Olmsted Falls, OH 44138. (2)
Business Opportunities
ARABICA COFFEE HOUSE New locations available in Cleveland, Hudson, Mentor, Solon, Chardon. 800-837-9599. (1)
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Established gay bar for sale. Owners retiring. D5, D6 liquor license. Newark area. Good, established clientele. Serious inquiries only. 740-345-7441.
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Northern Ohio
Shaker Square area apartments. Spacious eff., 1 bedroom, and 2 bedrooms starting from $350/per month. Near bus and Rapid. Call 216-752-9508.
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Clifton & W.110 Spacious one bedroom. Newly rerfovated. New Kitchen fixtures, ceiling fans. Must see $495 per mo. Call 216-939-0086 Today (52)
Ohio City-Beautiful single family home, 2 large bedrooms, 2 full baths, Jacuzzi, tub, skylights, washer/dryer, dishwasher, central air, security system, fenced yard. Urban Habitats, Ltd. 216-651-0522. (2)
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One Bedroom In a large house for rent, near Edgewater Park. All utilities paid. Now available $550 per month, 216651-4001 (52)
Nice clean west side suites. Modern building minutes from downtown. Walking distance to Clifton shopping area, rapid, and assorted eateries. From $375. 216-221-9925 (52)
Lakewood. Suites available in elegant restored Tudor. Off street parking available. Drive by 15303 Clifton or call 216521-0626 (52)
Sober, responsible male roommate wanted. West 117th St.,.Lakewood area. $350 per month, includes everything except phone. Security deposit. 216-226-5277.
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Small endowed? Short in stature? Prefer us? Alone? Self conscious? Tired of guys wanting tall or well endowed? 100's nationwide. Detail SASE PO Box610294, Bayside, NY 11361-0294
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Classified ads received with payment by 3 pm on Friday will be included in the next issue. There is a minimum $15 per issue for each classified ad. Ads without headlines will have the first words boldfaced. Sexually explicit ads will not be accepted. Payment must be made is full before ad can run. NO REFUNDS. $25 fee for returned checks.
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THE CHICKS
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THAT'S ALL I EVER HEAR.
"OOH I LOVE YOUR ACCENT!"
"OOH I LOVE YOUR VOICE!"
BUT DOES IT GET ME ANY ACTION? NO IT DOES NOT!
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1999
HOW BAD CAN IT BE? YOU STILL GET TWICE AS MANY PICKUP LINES,
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"LITTLE DOG?"
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HE HANGS OUT THE CAR WINDOW AND
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WHAT?
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